I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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