I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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