Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
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I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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