you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
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Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
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I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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