Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
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I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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