Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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