SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
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Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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