Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
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i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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