How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
The best revenge is premature balding
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
