forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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