I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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