Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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