He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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