I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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