It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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