hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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