Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
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I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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