i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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