my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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