So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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