Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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