is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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