If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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