My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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