went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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