i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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