well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
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SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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