just come out here and I will go home with you...
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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