I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
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Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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