I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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