David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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