Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
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Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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