She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i want to swaddle you in tequila
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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