I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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