thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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