i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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