I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
