I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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