jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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