sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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