My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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