We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Houston, we have a blender
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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