nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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