just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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