Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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