and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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