I hope mine doesn't look like that
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?