You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.