At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"