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(918): View more from Oklahoma

At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.

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(440): View more from Ohio

i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now

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(407): View more from Florida

sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A

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(541): View more from Oregon

Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.

(865): View more from Tennessee

How do you even...

(770): View more from Georgia

The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.

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(239): View more from Florida

You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"

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