I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
its not stalking. its research.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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