wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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