I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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