Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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