I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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