he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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