She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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